Are you there, Satan? Its me, Madison n n Meet Madison, whip-tongued daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, abandoned at a Swiss boarding school over Christmas while her parents are off adopting more orphans. Madison dies of a marijuana overdose and awakes to find herself in Hell, sharing her cell with a motley crew of young sinners thats almost too good to be true. n n Welcome to the afterlife as only Palahniuk could imagine it - he makes eternal torment, well, simply divine. n